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What? That's what "winning" means.
and $5 million, too.
Fewer people, less pressure on resources,
No...
Priest: Stop the slaughter! Stop the slaughter!
(laughs) Come on, Henry.
(laughs)
I just want to have some kind of record of them.
Julianne, there's something I need to say.
I won! (laughs)
"Issue"? What are you talking about?
Thank you.
I got a feeling I'm really going to like this place.
Here, puppy!
- I couldn't talk in the room because it's probably bugged. - So I gathered.
Yes, we get the joke.
(laughs)
- (door opens) - Man: Yes?
swim the English Channel,
Well... buy them both.
Rembrandt Brown?
Let's go, Professor.
You have no idea what these people are capable of.
to haul in a monster like that.
I played Rome in '83. Rome's expensive as hell.
I'm from a parallel world.
I don't know what I want to do yet.
I'd like $5,000.
Wade Wells, room 12 at the Motel 12.
It's not like they're gonna charge you for it.
Come on, now!
The Lottery police.
You got to admire those high rollers,
Yeah!
Priest: Stop the slaughter! Stop the slaughter!
(ringing)
(police radio chatter)
We can't throw everything away we've been working for
- Q-Ball, you going to eat? - "The Lottery Show," with your host, Geoff Edwards.
It must be the demonstrators.
My dead relatives were a pain in the butt!
Just keep the weight on the balls of your feet.