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Elaine! It's too late!
Hi, Ben. What are you doing with yourself these days?
- Will you bring me a hanger? - What?
Dee, dee-dee-dee, dee-dee dee-dee-dee-dee, dee-dee-dee
I'm putting it on the top step.
Exactly how do you mean?
- Dad, can you listen? - Listen, I'll give you 10 seconds.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
No, we don't.
Ferrix.
you know what I mean?
The bathroom's down at the end of the hall.
Your wife predicted you would say what?
Just a second. I'll ask him. Are you armed?
taco bell bell!
- What do you mean? - Now, you heard me, out of here.
I've got a real feeling that this is the fella.
What did she say? You've got to tell me what she said.
it was my parents' idea. They forced me into it.
And the sign flashed out its warning
I suppose your evenings, whatever you do with them,
You didn't have to marry him or anything, did you?
June
His father bought him an Alfa Romeo. You know what that is?
plastics.
Bidets
It's all right. Finish your drink.
Klaviyo...
Yes, I'd like you to meet my sister Miss DeWitte.
Not for me!
She doesn't. To be perfectly honest, she doesn't like me.
Well, when did you two talk this over?
- Where is she? - Hello. Get me the police, please.
Ben says that he and Elaine are getting married.
- The main ballroom. - Just there.
What do you say to him when you leave the house at night?
- No, sir. - What?
Elaine?
I was just telling...
but the rules don't make any sense to me.
How long have we known each other now?
I guess I'll just have to tell Mr. Robinson
Well, may I stay, then?
- Ben. - ...Ben here
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You don't have to be so nervous, you know.
There's a great future in plastics.
that he ought to sow a few wild oats, have a good time while he can.
What?
- Either one will be fine. - Okay.
Not particularly.
No, I do. I want to tell you.
'Cause I find you very attractive. And any time you want, you just...
- Now, it seems to me... - Listen to me very carefully, Benjamin.
- Well, here's the purse. - Could you bring it up?
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
Now, wait a minute. Oh, let me amend that.
Look, I think it's a very good thing that a young man,
I've got to go.
- I'm meeting someone. - Where?
Really incredible.
We're getting married.
Very much.
No.
Is the doctor anywhere?
Because, Mrs. Robinson, this is the sickest, most perverted thing
and I just want to read you some of the wonderful things about Ben.
I like to know what my boys are up to.
- Elaine! - Ben!
but for God's sake,
There's a great future in tiny merry-go-rounds
- Why do you have to see him? - Well, I said I might marry him.
Look. Mrs. Robinson,
is soon to continue his education as a Frank Halpingham Award scholar.
- Nor needlework - Blankets and bedclothes
Hey!
Oh, I think Ben's gotten beyond the teenybopper stage, haven't you, Ben?
Benjamin, when you came up here,
I've enjoyed meeting you, Mr. Braniff.
Do you think I'm proud of myself? Do you think I'm proud of this?
that Hopperman Award.
Well, I'm going to ask you what you do when you go off at night.
Mr. McCleery, do you have some change? I need to use the phone.
We won't. Let's go inside.
I'm not proud that I spend my time with a broken-down alcoholic.
Sweet Eyes you're trying to seduce me
Timmytrumpet.
Benjamin.
Of silence
- You want me to get it? - You... Oh, no, no, I'll get it.
Oh, well, actually, I'd just as soon find it myself.
Between the saltwater
Sweet Eyes, you're trying to seduce me.
Elaine.