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But I decided to come tonight.
- Oh, good for you. - Factory reboot.
Is this really just about
First human mayor of Lurlene,
We gotta get this thing and get to the airport.
we don't have to kill all of 'em.
- OK, look... - No, I'll be there.
Thank you.
and the president won't eat anything without a face.
I like your hair like that.
Mwah!
They are... the same.
of Orthodox Jews, uneducated fringe conspiracists,
Word is out on you, Splett.
Or Marjorie. I mean, I...
but if anyone's crawling out of our cesspool of a state
And I hope someday you'll give me another chance.
Beginning, middle and end. Plus a lesson.
Selina Meyer! The woman who freed Tibet!
Which, when you think about it,
Tibet's lamas,
to make sure they're not born dead.
- Duh. - And sometimes pumpkins.
Fine. On behalf of the Finnish Ambassador to Norway...
It's all right to feel that way.
- A little secret. - What?
is, uh, American slang for, uh...
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Who do you think that I am? - Yes, of course. Of course.
I mean, obviously, while it is regrettable,
- Mike looks good. - Mm. So much better.
You're going to do exactly what we say.
Aw, I love you, Jonah.
Tie-Dye T-shirts
and my hot wife going into rehab.
I'll tell ya something else, Splett. Listen carefully.
So you're not pregnant.
Pancakes! Pancakes!
And I'm amazed by your look.
Just call Interpol back, tell 'em that you made a mistake.
U.S. community property laws do not apply, my darling.
- I mean, seriously. - I'm gonna pause.
you will be number one!
I thought you were talking about your daughter's wedding
Just kidding.
meet us over there with the speech. Let's go!
He would not stop talking about it.
You're both wrong.
- Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. - And the horrible wife?
for foreign interference in our elections!
Well, no offense, Ben, but honestly, that could be, like, tonight.
The American voters don't know the difference,
Jonah Ryan has as much chance of becoming president
Now I can really see the family resemblance.
for not voting for me to be the head of the IMF.
You have just admitted to being a war criminal.
me reporting you to the ICC?