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- I can't breathe! - Mr. Kane,
- Which was the only one. - Correct!
Let's go. We gotta move.
No, no, no. Really. Like, "I droned that wedding, man!"
of the World Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates.
- It's an outrage! - New topic. New topic.
is bringing together an unheard-of mix
I could really make a difference at Agriculture.
for the going-away of my feelings.
how you vaporized a DRA leader's wedding with Hellfire missiles
Thank you. No one in, no one out!
They gave me 97 pills, though,
on the way to the airport.
As long as someone lets me have mini-vegan pigs in gluten-free blankets
Thank you.
There's two things Americans don't like to see get hurt:
and America doesn't give a shit about anything!
And boom!
Ho ho ho ho!
Is being president in a democracy even that great?
The Norwegian National Police have surrounded
You need to get in touch with the American Ambassador to Norway.
Isn't there any way I can endorse all of them?
- Wait, what? - We're not in America right now.
Tibet.
Ma'am, Lu's people have been Great-Walling us.
- Selina Meyer. - Oh.
I'm here!
I didn't come to North Carolina to lose.
Thank you! All right! Yeah!
First, all those years ago, and now by dying.
and defective drywall.
Listen, we gotta get you national, Richard,
We're having cake pops at the house later.
You have left me with no choice. I must report you.
truth and justice can gargle my balls.
over here in Europe?
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah? OK.
Look, we need a plane to get us home, correct?
belonging to Hamza Al Bashir.
OK, A, that never happened.
We've got three more stops this afternoon.
And I guess I don't even know if I liked him that much,
Clay gave 'em to me, yell at him.
Oh, Minna!
She used our wedding as a diversion
I didn't know I was doing until people pointed it out.
Beep-boop-beep-beep-boop.
What?
As we Finns say, the morning is wiser than the evening.
Yeah.
Aw, come here!
- That's not the bathroom. - Wh...
I think we should be underneath the security perimeter by now.
- Move the fuck out of my way. - Ma'am, the ICC
- Legally not present. - Guys, listen...
He used the phrase "complete atrocity."
He's appointed me the new Lieutenant Governor.