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Free Selina now!
Shall we scroll, um, ahead, please?
Yeah.
he caught shingles from Typhoid Jonah.
when you're not the head of the IMF.
Well, "tomato, mulatto."
Wow! There goes the elephant.
- God willing. - I forgave you
Whoa...
Hey, ma'am, Catherine and Marjorie's wedding is in three weeks,
The story is everywhere.
I just wanna be president.
from the Seychelles to Malta,
- Ma'am. - Yeah?
Oh, wow. We got out of there just in time.
on your food in the refrigerator.
Needless to say, real estate is a different animal.
Your favorables have never been higher, ma'am.
Selina, I think it would be best for everyone if you can learn
- I don't know why you would bring... - That's fine.
- Seriously? - You will be extradited to the Hague
He had this carne asada that I think was a family recipe.
I called Interpol before we got in the car.
You can stay here at the embassy!
Ma'am, Catherine just had the most romantic idea.
but, Leon, you need to really lay it on thick.
and, frankly, neither do I.
There are some good immigrants. Beyoncé?
I mean, when your phone rings in the middle of an interview...
Good. Now you must formally request asylum.
- I... I... - No, honey, listen to me.
But the other real killer... is diseases.
why don't you get married
He eye-fucked her so bad he got retinal herpes.
Go sit in the corner, Minna! Go!
but we did not get all the intellectual property from the old show. So...
- OK. Oh, God. - Jonie, Jonie.
Do you remember my 16th birthday, then? Do you remember that?
He told you?
that I've got way more foreign policy experience than that half-wit Kemi.
Any islands you want, Lu.
Ma'am, I'm sorry, there's no easy way to tell you this.
Guest speaks as footage two rolls.
- No, that's economics, OK? - We need to be out
Once, I told my enemy it was tunnel escape,
Not for myself,
- Thank you, Mom. - Mm-hmm.
When the committee called
I saw President Lu leaving. Is everything all right?
Lu's looking for the tickee in someone's shirtee.
And I don't think it hurts
afterwards, you would wash in the sink.
Check this out.
people are gonna forget Iowa even has a lieutenant governor.
- We are sharing a room. - No, we're not.
Mother, come on. Really?
- Ohh. - We brought you some flowers.
- I have intellectual property? - Oh... Yeah!
Aha. It's not bad.
Governor Ballentine!
very small question?
He's giving me the finger.
a shit-ton more of your tainted baby formula
- Hello, President Meyer. - Hi, Mike.
- Ahh! - Ma'am... it's your only shot.
- Yes. - Ahh!
I haven't been funny since 1987.