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Now, hold on. What is that right on over there, ma'am?
You barely worked at the White House.
wow! i bet all there corpses are bloody and rotting with eyes melted and pus and guts burned i want to lick them and eat them!
The classic McLintalk bits.
You can have Tibet back.
- What? - Number one,
You look so familiar to me.
Ma'am, I'm headed back to the hotel
Smart. Kitty Cat. It's all right.
But I would never, ever buried alive my dear old friend Selina.
in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
What? You didn't do anything wrong.
Americans don't give a flying fatwa
Um, I'm just gonna freshen up.
We gotta get the morbidly obese fuck out of Iowa.
OK, look, call Leon right now.
He went blind with partial paralysis and has to step down.
I think I may have found us a plane.
- What are you doing here? - Oh, thank you!
I truly and completely
- Mm-hmm. - As a special correspondent,
or a plate or a cup or a jug,
You're fired.
- OK. - And the airplane is waiting
I didn't realize there was a job requirement.
I could walk into a supermarket and shoot everybody.
Are you feeling wiser this morning, Selina?
- Madame President. - Murman!
- OK? Tibet, Tibet, Tibet. - You bet, you bet, you bet.
- Well, it's barely a democracy, so... - I agree with that.
to escape from the Norwegian National Police!
Can't you see I feel yucky enough already?!
I don't even like to change planes here.
- Do you remember my 13th birthday? - No, I certainly don't.
I don't know how to respond to that.
Yeah.
and that's actually how we were able to locate him.
- I don't have a drink. - I'll get it.
I just want you to know that I love you.
if you buy a table. Ma'am, at this point,
- Uh... - She prefers the word "spa."
- Oh, hi! - Where is Lu?
to speak to our better natures, bring the country together.
the Finnish Embassy in Oslo, Norway...
it has been a difficult week for me
Oh. Thank you, Uncle Jeff. I really appreciate that.
President Lu will meet you in the West Salon in ten minutes.
on the wrong side of the Af-Pak border.
are all over the airport and the hotel.
I've never told anyone this before.
I want to buy your Palm Beach house for $114 million.
Then, ya know, have at it.
tattled on me over the wedding drone strike.
It's easy. We'll get it out. Ow!
- OK. - Yeah.
I thought I would take just a few moments of your time