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Streptococksucker.
There are a lot of people I want to snub.
We are not in America. We just crawled out of a drain!
to get involved in your situation.
- Just the prison of unmet potential. - Ooh!
I have a daughter in California.
Oh, no, no, no.
They can shoot me as I make a run for it.
Thank you!
Jonah: Amy, that only works with fleshy melons.
No, no, no. Her name was Svetlana,
If you can't figure out how to steal South Carolina,
Chivalry is not dead, Murman.
OK.
- Ohh, I doubt it. - Oh, good. OK.
This is incredible!
next to Marjorie's shaman.
would certainly be imprisoned and tortured
Actually, it was her,
Is that an elephant or something?
You can have Tibet.
And you just cost yourself a spot in my administration!
- What?! - It turns out
See ya back at the office, Governor.
You were right, ma'am.
It's because they're unethical, that's what they are.
Sure. No homo.
Minna, listen.
Wonderful!
What's he doing? How long does it take to change an adult diaper?
Now, there has been a lot of debate
Everything OK in here?
that you will be our youngest correspondent, by a lot.
- Oh, don't start with that! - It is a second-tier Peace Prize.
I'm not gonna let them take this from me.
- Which one? - Nope. The DRA guy.
Were you too busy bed-wetting and cutting fuck-holes in watermelons?
All right, let's get out of here.
- Dad? - Oh, my God! Call 9-1-1!
but in fact, I just buried him alive.
OK, Dad. Yeah, I will.
What?
- Yeah. - Really?
I can only speak for myself.
Uh... yeah.
All he ever did, actually, was run out on us.
then back to the Seychelles, and then to you.
You know, I just want to thank the American people.
until I can get my cake pop business off the ground.
You think you're hot shit, Splett?