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VAL: There was this caterpillar,
Hey, Val, is this going okay?
-You did. -Damn it. I...
I got to get my own place.
Wow.
I'm great. This was great.
Well, I was gonna tell you if I got in.
don't want to end up passed out, drooling
-like, any day now? -Yes.
Mm. Time for me to come clean.
You know, that's actually, um...
I'm a mother and a volunteer member of the PTA.
I'm way too young to be your mother. Never say that again.
that I pay on time. I even recycle,
made him the higher parent and you the evil witch.
But, knowing me, I'm sure they weren't great.
What fellowship at UCLA?
Open your mind. What do you see?
-What? -It bit me.
but I'm getting something.
You need, like, a permit,
Right. Personally...
Um, I'm sorry that I used his diagnosis
I got a breakfast meeting. VCs are in town,
-Is it always this much? -He was very tall.
I mean... Wow, this is great. You are...
-for the kids. -We don't have kids.
I also sell ceramics on Etsy.
Like the stuff that kills teens on 60 Minutes. It's...
-is a serious side effect. -Yeah. They should.
What's the surprise?
Oh, I didn't invite her.
I...
'Cause I was looking at houses online,
Okay.
this is feeling like it's turning into a thing,
Uh, yeah, I just wish he could see this.
I don't know.
It's the estrogen.