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I'm a Newfie.
What the heck? Bring Bart.
¶ And there's ice and snow ¶
And I won.
loyalty... points, which we can only use
¶ Forever. ¶
¶ ¶
For My Show And Tell!
Looks like we're gonna be here together.
What did you do this week, sir?
Except it is the purpose of government to see that not only
into America's hospitals and schools.
Mom, I'm okay.
Lisa, as you're clearly a victim of political persecution
Oh god, DOTTIE!!!
(moans)
Welcome home, Lisa.
Points, points, excuse me, points.
We've been working on the same song for 30 years.
¶ Upstate New York ¶
Where is she?
No.
And this just in: asbestos is back
She's the heart and soul of this family.
We have to deport you, Canadian-style.
-...and utter disregard for the environment... -Shh.
Oh.
You know, since Lisa and I are stuck here,
No way. I can't move to Canada.
-Well, there's voter suppression... -Shh.
I spy a bankrupt Sears and Roebuck.
(screaming)
Sir, you're in Canada now, where your health care is free.
Lisa, are they taking care of you? Are you eating okay?