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no more cop stories to tell. Zero.
Look, I'm not trying to be an author.
That's wonderful. - Yes, sweets?
- D.C. Parlov. He's in town for LegendCon,
- Dr. Yee will be here any minute,
on both Parlov and Lawson's lists of potential enemies.
- Yeah. I look back at my old cases
- Now, I need one person per group
He loved it.
I mean, I know the plaster can dry out your skin,
Now I'm out $1/2 million!
- And Terry's novel gave Parlov
- Read the first sentence.
- Terry, do you copy? - I copy.
- What? They slept with my wife?
- All right.
- Eh--but whenever we have a speaker come in,
- Seriously? You're still mad at me?
I won't tell any stories,
which came off quite easily, and run out.
- Welcome back.
- Anyway, I questioned them, and they confessed.
Terry, did you hear? Terry?
You should arrest him. - Well, we're not going to
on 24 hours' notice?
- Well, anyway, RFLP testing
I'd like to see Barbra Streisand do that.
- I didn't, but that's because I wanted the Nil Caverns
- Stoic. Ah.
I couldn't sleep last night, so I started
- Not much. - Right.
People always ask, “where do you get your ideas?” Honestly, Wikipedia
It was a map of the Chesapeake Bay
the handle of Prominius' axe.
- Yes, he's been giving Terry presents since last year.
Apparently, they each slept with his wife.
- Have you been here all night?
Ooh, did you hear that?
with the depth of our forensic knowledge,
Landon Lawson.
so looks like we're back at the Nil Caverns.
You've ruined our marriage. You've ruined it!
- My cousin Torvald is a hemophiliac,
- [muffled groaning]
Ah, yes, hearing it, I understand why.
I would've thought you'd be flushed with cash
no one in this room, mind you--
- Three was plenty. So was zero.
Millennials.