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I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MANY BOARD GAMES.
I WAS SURPRISED AT HOW MANY YOUNG PEOPLE WERE THERE.
THAT'S SO TERRIFIC. UH, FOLLOW ME.
ANYHOW, I AM GOING TO GO TO BED AND DREAM OF PETER CUTLER. HOPEFULLY, IT WILL BE DIRTY.
DRINK UP. WE GOT A BREAKFAST TO GET TO.
I CAN TAKE IT TO HER WHEN I DO MY OTHER ERRANDS. I CAN PICK UP RORY, TOO.
WHEN I ASKED YOU FOR HIS NUMBER, I DIDN'T...THINK.
TAKE UP ALL MY TABLES AND CHAIRS THEY CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON.
THEY EAT ALL THE GOOD CEREAL. DEAL. HAVE FUN.
A LITTLE IN THE LATE AFTERNOON OR EVENING.
WELL, BUT THERE'S ONE MORE THING THAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
OUR PRESIDENT SAID "EXERCISE," AND I AM VERY PATRIOTIC.
YOU GET BORED, YOU NEED A DIVERSION,
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
IT'S VERY INSPIRING AND --
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
CAN I GET A MERLOT, PLEASE? YES, SIR.
SO...
I WOULD'VE GOTTEN A MUCH MORE "HBO" KIND OF ANSWER.
I'll catch Bowie the next time he does a farewell tour.
WHEN? ON YOUR DATE.
OH, NO! HE'S A WINEY? YES -- HE SNIFFED, SWIRLED, SWISHED,
YOU HAVE TO CLOCK TO GET YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE. I CANNOT WAIT.
AND -- YOU DIDN'T WIN THE LOTTERY.
THAT WAS KIND OF FUN.
THIS GUY MOVED IN ACROSS THE WAY, WE SAID WE'D WATER HIS LAWN,
WELCOME TO THE OASIS!
EVERYONE'S SO FRIENDLY. BABETTE -- DO YOU KNOW BABETTE?
[ SQUEALS ]
HE DID NOT. SO WE'RE HAVING DINNER TOMORROW.
IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO DO IT. I HAVE A CHINA SHIPMENT COMING IN.
WHEN DOCTORS BLED PATIENTS,
THIS GUY THAT I TALKED TO FOR QUITE A WHILE. HE WAS...YOUNGER.
OF COURSE I'M SERIOUS.
I'LL SHARE MY LOTTERY WINNINGS WITH YOU. IT'S RIDICULOUSLY TRANSPARENT.
AND THE LEFT FOR "OFF."
I THOUGHT HE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED OF THAT.
NO, HE HAD NO HORNS -- HE ALSO HAD NO PERSONALITY,
SO...
WHAT SOUNDS CRAZY ENOUGH?
BYE, SOLOMON.
DON'T WAIT UP. AND ONLY TWO OR THREE CRACKHEADS AT THE MOST.
SEE, UM...
SHE'S ALSO ON THE OPERA COMMITTEE.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE SCARED OF IT. SCARED OF IT?
I CAN'T. YOU GOTTA HAVE BREAKFAST.
WHEN DID THAT BECOME ACCEPTABLE? IN THE OLD DAYS,
GROSS!
OH, THE LAWN'S FINE. OKAY.
HELLO, LORELAI.
NOT JUST FOR ME. IT WAS BAD FOR HIM, TOO.
IF YOU DON'T MIND. I DON'T MIND AT ALL.
DAVID BOWIE? WHAT?
WHY'D YOU BUY ME THIS? I'LL FEEL STUPID DOING IT ALONE.