Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
I WOULD'VE FOUND YOU SOONER IF I'D BOTHERED TO LOOK, BUT NOW I HAVE -- I FOUND YOU.
FOR A LONG TIME, AND THEN I FOUND IT.
AND I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS. YES, IT IS.
WOW. THAT'S EFFORT. HE MUST HAVE BEEN CUTE.
YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR HIS NUMBER. IF IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, YES.
IF MY WIFE WANTS THE FIRST CUP OF TEA, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE IT!
THINKING ABOUT PETER CUTLER -- HOW WAS PETER CUTLER? WHERE WAS PETER CUTLER?
NO SENSE OF HUMOR, AND NO IDEA HOW BORING HE WAS.
[ Sternly ] HERE. OH. GUESS I'M HAVING WINE.
SOCIETY MATRONS LEAGUE -- THAT'S QUITE A NAME.
YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY FROM ME?! FROM ME?!
"CARDIO SALSA."
SOCIAL RULES THAT DICTATE PROPER BEHAVIOR,
MY DAUGHTER, LORELAI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
OKAY, YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING ELSE. NO, I'M GOOD.
UGH.
AND SHAWLS, A COUPLE OF WALKERS.
I'M LOSING MY CONCENTRATION.
WHAT WOULD I USE TO BID ON IT? I'M SOLOMON, NOT EINSTEIN.
THERE'S A GREAT ONE OF YOU AND DAD DANCING. I PUT THEM IN AN ALBUM.
RICHARD, PLEASE. I'M ONLY TEASING.
I WOULDN'T GET TOO EXCITED IF I WERE YOU. WHY NOT?
[ SIGHS ] SO?
* LA LA LA LA *
THAT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU.
SO HE THOUGHT, INSTEAD OF WATERING THE LAWN TWICE A DAY FOR 15 MINUTES,
AND DROPPED HERS OFF HERE, AND SHE'S DESPERATE TO HAVE IT
DONE. AND YOU HAVE TO OVERSEE THE NATURE HIKERS NEXT WEEK.
BUSINESS LOOKS GOOD. YEAH, THE PLACE IS PACKED.
SO I COULDN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WOULD LOVE SOME WINE.
MY PAGER.
SO?! BEFORE THIS UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT,
I BOUGHT SOME CHEESE TO HAVE BEFORE DINNER.
BUT THROUGH ALL THE SCREAMING AND THE NAME-CALLING,
SAME HERE. EDNA'S GROUP WANTS TO GIVE YOU KUDOS, TOO, EMILY.
NO, I THINK THAT SOUNDS JUST CRAZY ENOUGH.
THEY ARE SUCH FLAKES --
[ CHUCKLES ] WELL...SURE, UH, WE DROVE IN THE DIRECTION OF MY HOUSE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT NAME?
SHE HAD TO. THERE WAS A PICTURE OF A ROAST CHICKEN ON THE COVER.
EVERY WEEKEND, THE SAME STUPID GROUP COMES IN HERE,
SHOOT. I'M IN CHARGE OF THE SOCIETY MATRONS LEAGUE'S
PEYTON'S MOTHER IS IN THE D.A.R. WITH YOUR MOTHER. I KNOW.
AND THE GRAPE-CROP PROJECTIONS FOR THE FOLLOWING YEAR.
MY MOTHER'S WOMEN'S GROUP IS HAVING ONE NEXT WEEK.
DID YOU KNOW HOW MANY INCHES THE PISTONS ARE? I DO.
YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE GREAT ADVANCES MAN HAS MADE --
I WAS A LITTLE THOUGHTLESS, AND I'M SORRY.