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HEY, AFRICAN VIOLETS. OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

HI, YES, I WAS AT YOUR AUCTION YESTERDAY. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME.

SO YOU SUPERIMPOSE A REALLY CUTE GUY'S FACE

HOW DID YOU GET MY CELLPHONE NUMBER?

OOH! I GOT YOU A PRESENT. WHAT?

BRINGS TO MIND A ROOMFUL OF OLD LADIES WEARING BLACK DRESSES

AND THESE RULES MUST BE VERY STRICTLY ADHERED TO.

[ DOORBELL DINGS ]

THE WOMAN HAD FIVE HEADS -- SUFFERING, AGONY.

OH. WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. YEAH.

[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]

"AND A GREAT COLLECTION OF BOARD GAMES.

I'M NOT THE ONE EXPOSING MYSELF FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE.

IF I WOULD'VE ASKED SOMEBODY BACK WHERE I USED TO LIVE TO WATER MY LAWN

PEOPLE ARE EATING HERE. THEY SURE ARE.

OKAY, WHAT'S THE POINT? YOUR MOTHER IS UPSET, AND I DON'T WANT HER TO BE UPSET.

WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? NO ONE!

DOWN PILLOWS CAN CARRY AIRBORNE DISEASES AND MOLD.

SALLY WALLINGTON ALWAYS RECEIVED THE FIRST CUP OF TEA.

BUT WE HAVE TO WATER THE VIOLETS. NO, HE THREW THE VIOLETS IN

LAST MINUTE, I TRIED TO GET OUT OF IT,

GET THE BONGO BEAR. GET THE BONGO BEAR.

OH, UH, ANYHOW, I'M DWIGHT. I'M LORELAI, AND IF YOU SEE A TEEN WALKING AROUND

EVERYBODY'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING.

I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THAT DRIVING AROUND.

YOU MUST ALWAYS BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL OF YOUR PADDLE MOVEMENT.

I HEARD PEYTON HAD A LOVELY TIME.

[ SIGHS ] KEY, PLEASE.

YES, I SUPPOSE THERE IS. WELL, I HAVE TO PICK UP RORY, SO WE'LL SEE YOU FRIDAY.

A REALLY BAD PUNCH LINE. NO ONE ASKED FOR THE NORTON CRITICAL EDITION.

I'M SORRY. THAT'S OKAY.

OH, WELL...WE JUST WENT TO DINNER, THAT'S ALL.

THAT MOM WANTED, BUT SHE DIDN'T GET. OH, REALLY? WHAT WAS THAT?

I'LL CATCH BOWIE THE NEXT TIME HE DOES A FAREWELL TOUR. BUMMER.

AND THE GRASS CAN ONLY BE WATERED IN 10-MINUTE INCREMENTS.

HEY, PEYTON. AM I EARLY?

WE CAN PUT IT NEXT TO THE

YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE CONCERT. YOU MADE A COMMITMENT. YOU HAVE TO HONOR IT.

OH, WELL, I CAN'T BE 100% SURE, BUT...

OH, IS THIS OUR END TABLE? SHH!

HOWEVER, HE TOLD ME ANYHOW. HE TOLD ME A LOT OF OTHER THINGS ABOUT THE CAR ALSO.

OKAY, MOM, UH, PEYTON AND I KIND OF HIT IT OFF,

I WANT IT. WHAT IS IT? AN 18th CENTURY BLEEDING BOWL.

THIS IS COOL. YES, IT WAS A PERSONAL PURCHASE.

OKAY, MOM. DO YOU WANT HIS NUMBER?

SO? IT TOOK HER TWO WEEKS TO REPLACE THE CHECK.

IT'S 100-YEARS-OLD.

LET ME DO THE PADDLE. NO.

MY OASIS IS YOUR OASIS." I'M NOT GOING IN THAT HOUSE.

I JUST WANNA HOLD IT. IT'S STILL YOUR THING.

I WAS IN A TERRIBLE MARRIAGE, YOU KNOW. ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T.

DIDN'T YOU SEE ME WAVING AT YOU BEFORE?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? GET IN THE HOUSE!

BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS NOT LYING WHEN I SAID WE HAD A BAD TIME.