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NO ONE LIKES GETTING SCREWED. PETE'S A SWINDLER.
AND SHE SQUEEZED AND SQUEEZED
THANK YOU, LORELAI.
'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO YOUNG. KINDLY WRAP THIS UP SOON.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOUR FACE REALLY CAN FREEZE THAT WAY.
WE SHALL START THE BIDDING AT $250.
AND WE'RE GOING TO BE OFFERING SOME LOVELY PIECES
I'M NOT SURE. RICHARD?
I HAVE AN EXCELLENT ARM RAISE.
AH-HA! YOU JUST TURN IT TO THE RIGHT FOR "ON"...
YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS. AND GETTING LOST IN THE RAIN.
I GUESS WE COUNTER IT. I GUESS WE DO.
$14 MILLION! REALLY.
WHY NOT? YOU'RE A WOMAN. SO WHAT?
YES, SIR.
CIRCA 1912.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO A CONCERT TOGETHER NEXT WEEK?
INTO THE AUGUSTA GOLF CLUB, BECAUSE MY LOVE LIFE IS OFFICIALLY OFF-LIMITS.
EXCUSE ME? SO I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE THE ON-OFF NOZZLE IS.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S NO GOOD.
HE GAVE US FREE CHEESY BREAD.
WHAT? ON A FIRST DATE? WHAT WILL HE THINK OF ME? JUST ORDER AN EXTRA DESSERT.
BYE. BYE.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL AT ALL. I DON'T HAVE HIS NUMBER. OKAY. NEVER MIND.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW WELL I KNOW PEYTON SANDERS? WHAT?
OKAY, SO TWICE A DAY. YEAH, FOR A GOOD 15-MINUTE SOAKING.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
BUT MAYBE YOU COULD ASK HER.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I WAS JUST MENTIONING THAT HE WAS, YOU KNOW, SEEMED --
HELLO? OH, DWIGHT. HI. IT'S NICE TO...HEAR FROM YOU, TOO.
[ Sweetly ] HERE YOU GO.
OH, RIGHT. C-CONFIDENTIAL. GOT IT.
HE ASKED ME TO THE BOWIE CONCERT.
I KNEW SOMEDAY I WOULD HAVE IT -- MY OASIS.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH HIM
YES, ACTUALLY, I BOUGHT A COUPLE OF END TABLES FOR THE INN.
SORRY FOR WHAT? SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE PEYTON THING.
OH, GREAT. OH, PEYTON SANDERS.
AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF THE THING DIDN'T WIN!
HOW ABOUT THIS -- CAN I GET AN EMPTY GLASS?
AND FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF MAN HE IS BENEATH THE SURFACE.
WE DIDN'T REALLY HIT IT OFF THAT WELL.
BUT MY BOSS SAID, "DWIGHT, GET OFF YOUR KEISTER
WHAT'S THE MATTER? NOTHING.
FINE. THANK YOU. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER.
THEY'RE FREE. WHICH MAKES TWO BUCKS A GREAT OFFER,
I PAGED HIM EARLIER TO COME OVER AND HELP ME,
GET OUT OF MY WAY! I LIKE THE NEW LOOK. IT'S VERY "BLUE CRUSH."
GOSH, I SWEAR I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE.
"MARATHON MAN" KIND OF PAIN.
AND THEIR INNOCENT CHILDREN, AND FOR THAT, HE MUST PAY.
WHATEVER BUTT YOU'VE GOT TONIGHT HAD BETTER HURRY, BECAUSE HE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
YEAH. BYE. IT SEEMS THAT DWIGHT HAS BEEN CHECKING THE WEATHER REPORTS,
NO, THE PUNCH LINE RUINED YOUR JOKE.
IT'S A GREAT PLEASURE TO BE ABLE
NEED SOME HELP? NO, I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
AND WITTY. YOU DON'T MEET THAT EVERY DAY.
GRAB A NECKLACE.
IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO,
IF WE HURRY, WE STILL HAVE TIME TO HIT LUKE'S FOR BREAKFAST.
DEAL. GOD, I'M NERVOUS. WHY AM I NERVOUS?
UNLESS THE PERSON IS ACTUALLY FOREIGN.
BOB, THE YELLOW BALL. YELLOW BALL, YELLOW BALL, YELLOW BALL.
DO WE HAVE $500?