Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WELL, THAT'S GREAT.

IT'S JUST SPIT. PRETEND YOU'RE AT A BASEBALL GAME.

YOU WANT ME TO ASK THE NAME OF A MAN I DIDN'T MEET AT A FUNCTION?

LORELAI, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY.

MY BLOOD TYPE IS O-NEGATIVE AND HE'S O-NEGATIVE,

BUT TO YOU, IT'S...NOT.

S-SURE, DWIGHT. YOU HAVE A SAFE TRIP.

AFTER HE'D ALREADY ROOKED ME INTO WATERING HIS LAWN.

YES? YOU RAN INTO YOUR OLD FRIEND SHAMU?

JEEZ. DID HE TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?

IT'S A BUNCH OF SOCIETY WOMEN.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE DON'T HAVE THE SAME INTERESTS,

OF A GUY I MET, BUT THEY WON'T GIVE IT TO ME.

THIS CANNOT BE SANITARY. YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT THING'S BEEN.

FINE. I WILL LET THEM GIVE ME A NATURE NAME.

AND I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT --

ALL THE PROCEEDS FROM THE AUCTION GO TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL

YOU WOULD STAY AWAY JUST BECAUSE OF DWIGHT?

HE'S A REAL MAMA'S BOY, ISN'T HE? JUST BECAUSE HE SHARES HIS LIFE

YOU'RE GONNA BE A BACHELOR FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.

FOR SOME SOIREE AT HER HOUSE THIS EVENING.

WELL, WELL, WELL. RICHARD, LORELAI'S ASKING ME FOR A MAN'S NUMBER.

AND HE JUST GOT THE MESSAGE, SO HE'S...

TRUE. I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE INN. COULD YOU, UM, WATER FOR ME?

WELL, IT WAS JUST A DATE, NOTHING SPECIAL --

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE,

HE HAD A GRAY SUIT, AND HE WAS PADDLE NUMBER 17. HE LIKES MERLOT.

HE'S GOT MONOPOLY FROM EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

SHE ONLY KNOWS THE BIDDIES, NOT THE YOUNG ONES.

"I HAVE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, SATELLITE TV,

I HEARD YOU WENT DRIVING AROUND AFTERWARD.

YOU SEE, CHOO-CHOO JOE WILL NOT BE WORKING.

MOM HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME AT THE AUCTION THE OTHER DAY.

OH, YEAH -- REALLY GOOD.

I CANNOT ASK HER FOR THIS. THEN KISS SHAMU GOODBYE.

SHE'S NOT GONNA BE MAD FOR THAT.

I'M GLAD. DID YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKED?

BECAUSE I ONLY KNEW HIM BY HIS NICKNAME.

WE WERE BOTH IN PAIN -- DEEP PAIN,