Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BUT DESPITE ALL THIS HORRIBLE PAIN THAT WE WERE BOTH IN,
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
YES, WELL, IF YOU NEED SOME TIPS...
AR-- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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ALL I DID WAS NOT GO ON A SECOND DATE WITH HER FULLY GROWN SON.
BECAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY. YES. GOOD. THANK YOU.
YOU DO NOT SUDDENLY DECIDE THAT GARLIC IS AN EXTRA TOPPING --
ANOTHER MOMENT DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR, IT HAS TO BE "YOU LOOK FANTASTIC."
I AM BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF HERE,
THEN ORDER TWO ICED TEAS TO GO, AND THAT IS IT.
AND HOW WAS YOUR DATE? [ CHUCKLES ] MY WHAT?
I'M GONNA GO MELT SOME MORE CHEESE ON THE PIZZA. MELT AWAY.
AAAH!
WHAT SORT OF PIECES? BASICALLY A LOT OF CANES
WHOA, WHOA! SLOW DOWN!
GOOD.
OR WHAT YOU TOLD YOUR MOTHER OR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
OH, MY! OH, JEEZ. HE WASN'T KIDDING.
[ SIGHS ] MOM, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY.
WELL, IT WAS ONLY LAST NIGHT. THERE'S TIME.
* LA LA LA *
STILL GONNA DO THE HARVARD THING? YEAH.
WHAT SORT OF PIECES, MOM? WE HAVE A COUPLE OF WONDERFUL WRITING DESKS
ACCORDING TO THE TRAVEL MAGAZINE THAT WE PUT IN THEIR ROOM,
OH. RIGHT NOW?
HELLO, RORY.
I'M SORRY. THAT'S OKAY. YOU DON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY, RIGHT?
AND WAIT FOR WHAT YOU WANT TO APPEAR, THEN POUNCE.
APOLOGY FROM WHO? FROM YOU.
JUST A BUNCH OF NUTS WITH PADDLES SURROUNDED BY MISMATCHED FURNITURE.
IT IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT THAT SHE HAVE THE FIRST CUP OF TEA.
I WILL SOAK MY BEST. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
I EXPLAINED THIS TO MOM, AND I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU -- I'M NOT 16.
TWO DATES IN ONE PHONE CALL. TALK ABOUT NOT WASTING ANY TIME.
I WANT MY BOARD GAMES BACK! I WANT THEM BACK, I WANT THEM BACK NOW!
ARE YOU STILL GOING? NO. THERE'S NO WAY I COULD STAND THIS GUY FOR ANOTHER NIGHT.
I DIDN'T ASK FOR HIS NUMBER. YOU ASKED FOR HIS NUMBER.
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WE DIDN'T FIND MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. THE DATE WAS KIND OF A DUD.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
TO CONTACT THE HIGH SCHOOL ALUMNI COMMITTEE,
GREAT -- BARTENDER AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES IN THE BUILDING
$14 MILLION. YOU'RE SHARING HALF WITH HIM, TAXES WILL TAKE A HUGE CHUNK,
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
THE MORNING BUTT AND EVENING BUTT ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BUTTS.
HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF SINGLE MOTHERS
THAT'S IT!
IT'S GOOD.
AND COMPLETELY SOAKED. WHERE IS EVERYONE?!
WAS THE FOOD GOOD? TINY PORTIONS, WEIRD SAUCES.
AND YOU WON MILLIONS OF DOLLARS? AND YOU NEED A TRANSFUSION? I'M TRYING TO GET THE NAME
THE CLOCK IS WRONG. I'LL MISS MY BUS. I'LL DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL.
THE BLOOD HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE, NO?
STARE STRAIGHT AHEAD. NO MORE TALKING TO PEOPLE EVER. MOM!
IT'S A LOT COLDER WHERE YOU'RE SITTING.
UGH!
ACTUALLY, I HAVE THIS LITTLE FAVOR I'D LOVE TO ASK.
PADDLE NUMBER 17 -- PEYTON SANDERS.
FIRST, YOU MUSTN'T BE TOO EAGER,
HA! WHAT?
I KNOW THE CORRECT OIL FOR IT, HOW TO TREAT THE LEATHER INTERIOR,
WHAT MAN WAS THAT? I DIDN'T GET HIS NAME, BUT HE WAS A NICE-LOOKING GUY.
HE'S GONNA VIBE US FOREVER. NOT ME. I'M GOING OFF TO COLLEGE.
WHAT? HE'S JUST NOT MY TYPE.
OH, PLEASE.
AND HOW'S EVERYTHING AT THE INN? EVERYTHING AT THE INN IS FINE.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *