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THAT'S RIGHT. BEENIE MORRISON'S OLD PLACE.
IT'S DANGEROUS TO WAVE AT AN AUCTION.
AND THE THING IS STUCK, AND I HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE --
"PLEASE GO IN. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
NEXT UP, WE HAVE AN OCCASIONAL TABLE
AND CAMEOS, PUSHING SPOONFULS OF COD LIVER OIL ON THE KIDS.
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
I'M SURE YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING.
THAT'S A VERY FLATTERING PORTRAIT OF MY FRIENDS.
WITH A HALO AND A BOOK, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, RORY.
I'LL BE WAY TOO BUSY TO SIT WITH YOU, IF THAT IS OF CONCERN. THAT IS NOT A CONCERN.
NO, WHO I DO OR DO NOT DATE IS ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
HE DIDN'T FIND THAT QUITE AS CHARMING. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
THERE'S A GREAT VISUAL AWAITING YOU. GOT IT.
I'M SURPRISED AT THE MIX-UP. WELL, GILMORE AND GILMORE -- THERE'S KIND OF A CONNECTION.
NIGHT, MOM. NIGHT, BABE.
I'LL SEE YOU THEN. OKAY, BYE.
I AM VINDICATED. "HOW ABOUT THAT SCHNITZEL"
REALLY? SURE.
PORK IS BRED LEANER THESE DAYS. IT HAS A DIFFERENT TASTE.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP OUT, LET ME KNOW.
WHAT ABOUT BOWIE? UNH-UNH! I'M NOT SHARING PETER CUTLER WITH BOWIE.
LORELAI, YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND
[ GRUNTS ]
HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? HIS MOTHER TOLD ME.
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING. YOU WEREN'T? FUNNY -- NEITHER WAS I.
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY.
WOULD YOU LIKE A MARTINI? YOU USUALLY ASK ME WHAT I WANT, AND TONIGHT, YOU DIDN'T ASK,
I CAN GET HIS NUMBER. YOU WANT ME TO? IT'S UP TO YOU.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
GOES WITH THE MOTORCYCLE THING, TOO.
AND NOW SHE'S AFRAID THIS LITTLE INCIDENT MAY JEOPARDIZE IT.
BYE.
YES. I'LL GIVE YOU $3 FOR IT.
WE'RE JUST GONNA GO OVER HERE... OH, YEAH, I KNOW WHERE IT IS.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BATHROOM WALL.
I'M NOT JUDGMENTAL OF THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.
IN MY PURSE.
AND TOMORROW, I'LL FILL YOU IN ON HOW MANY HOURS
I OWE YA. HEH HEH.
OH.
PINK AND BLACK. WITH THE FLIPPY SKIRT.
I'M GONNA BE SERIOUSLY LATE IF I HAVE TO GO HOME.
NOW, IF HE DOES HAVE A HORN IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD,
DO I HEAR $250? 250, THANK YOU.
NOT WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT. HOW SHOULD I SAY IT?
AND I WONDERED IF... YOU POSSIBLY HAD HIS NUMBER.
AW, MAN!
THAT'S WHAT I NAMED THIS PLACE -- THE OASIS. MY OASIS.
THERE IS A CERTAIN PROTOCOL THAT MUST BE FOLLOWED,
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DECLARED A PUNCH LINE.
HOW'S YOUR ARM RAISE, GOOD? PRETTY GOOD.