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OH, NO. I PAID HIM A VERY GOOD PRICE -- OVERPAID, ACTUALLY. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
YOU CAN DO WITH WINE IN A PUBLIC PLACE,
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ARE YOU UP?
I WOULD SALSA FOR YOU. WELL, LUCKILY, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO.
OH, HEY, MOM. YOU REMEMBER MICHEL.
EVERY NIGHT WHEN I GOT HOME. WELL, THAT'S A REALLY...NICE... STORY, DWIGHT.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY WOULD BE
EAT YOUR PORK, PLEASE. I BELIEVE THERE WAS SOMETHING AT THE AUCTION
IT'S REALLY GOOD, MOM. YES, WELL, I'M NOT SURE.
THE TYLERS IN 12 ASKED TO HAVE THEIR TOXIC PILLOWS REMOVED.
OUR PILLOWS AREN'T TOXIC.
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PEYTON SANDERS?
LORELAI -- MOM, I HAVE TO GO.
WE COULD WATER IT THREE TIMES FOR 10 MINUTES. HE SHOULD GET A DOG.
I WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THAT MILITARY SCHOOL.
DAD, THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. IT CERTAINLY IS MY BUSINESS.
OH, GOD, YES. THIS WAS WORSE.
THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME.
EXACTLY. SO I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU COULD WATER MY LAWN.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
THIS WOMAN GETS HER WAY OR SHE SQUEEZES TILL YOU COMPLY.
LIKE A PUNCH LINE. "HOW ABOUT THAT SCHNITZEL?!"
OH, THANKS. THIS WAS BETTER.
WELL, THIS WEEK.
"LORELAI" -- NO, MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE.
I LOVE DAVID BOWIE. I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR INDEPENDENCE
IS THAT WOMAN DOING WHAT I THINK SHE'S DOING?
GREAT. WHAT TIME ARE YOU LEAVING?
YOU'RE SO LUCKY. I KNOW.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? HE DIDN'T END WORLD HUNGER.
OOPS. I HAD A SPARE BOTTLE ALL THE TIME.
AND THIS IS AN AUCTION, RIGHT?
OH, IS IT YOUR NAP TIME?
ALWAYS -- YOU'VE GOT TO BE PATIENT
TO PUT IT CRUDELY, YES. CRAP, CRAP...
UM, OKAY, HERE'S MY CONCERN. VOICE IT.
YEAH, THAT'S LUNCH. WHY? THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE.
REALLY AMAZING SHADE OF GREEN, THE GUY WHO PUT IT IN FOR ME,
WELL, THE QUILTING CONVENTION IS SITTING DOWN TO TEA.
I DON'T LIVE WITH YOU ANYMORE. I'VE BEEN MAKING MY OWN DECISIONS FOR A LONG TIME,
HELLO? HI, PEYTON. THANKS FOR CALLING ME BACK.
OH, SO DO YOU, PEYTON. SO DO YOU.
ONE PERSON HOLDS A KID, ANOTHER PERSON HOLDS A KID.
I USED TO BE TALLER. REALLY? SHE SHRUNK YOU?
UNBELIEVABLE. I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY EVER READ THOSE MAGAZINES.
SORRY. INDEPENDENCE INN, MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT SPEAKING.
YOU'RE HUMBLE. DON'T BE. NICE TO MEET YOU.
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, LORELAI. NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO, DWIGHT. WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
NOW, I WILL CALL YOU AFTER I PLAY GOLF.
SO YOU HAVE THE SAME PARTS. WHAT?
MAKE SURE TO SWING BY. I WILL.
200-YEAR-OLD FOOTSTOOL YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR FOOT ON.
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