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♪ I'll be gone-- is now ♪
Don't be absurd. You know I was only doing what was best for the kids.
(short laugh)
Hello?
Chase Stein and a hypodermic needle.
And I even had your mom buy those little vegan sausages
Hi, Gert's parents.
That's not fair. You haven't even asked me why.
You weren't...
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
STACEY: You look so good. Doesn't she look so good?
Were you just gonna leave without saying anything?
No more shall I be hurt.
It feels weird.
Wouldn't an emotional appeal be faster?
-Thank God it worked. -Wait, dad, is that you?
This is my church. You know that, right?
-And Dale? -DALE: Yeah?
Honey?
Secrets. Shh!
-Gotta get Old Lace. -On it.
They tried to get me to talk.
The church is pretend, Frank. That's why you like it so much.
-Oh. Thank you. -But for some reason,
NICO: I can feel it clawing at me!
It's not exactly like you see in the movies, Stace.
Do you think Tina's going to tell PRIDE what happened?
Gert, I mean, she's your mom.
OK. Now open.
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
Actually, I'm the Wizey alpha user.
Yeah, I'll never sign that.
Wait.
-which was fun. -Great.
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
And of course... here's your contract.
Let me sing you the birthday song.
There's one way to find out. Come on.
Hmm. Or me. I've got moves.
DALE: Chase...
-Chase, I'll be right back. -Bye, Dale.
I have a feeling Gert's gonna say pink is a signifier of hegemonic femininity.
♪ If yesterday is all gone ♪
"Gert, we have life-changing news.
Oh. (laughs)
(Old Lace screeches)
Not very.
Look, all I know is that I'm bringing my parents to justice
DALE: Oh no, you don't.
Do you know that Dale and Stacey,
and none of that would matter
No, no, it's OK.
I'm sorry.