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No more shall I be hurt.
The church is pretend, Frank. That's why you like it so much.
DALE: Chase...
Yeah, I'll never sign that.
Honey?
DALE: Oh no, you don't.
Look, all I know is that I'm bringing my parents to justice
And of course... here's your contract.
Not very.
Oh. (laughs)
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
Hello?
That's not fair. You haven't even asked me why.
Hi, Gert's parents.
And I even had your mom buy those little vegan sausages
OK. Now open.
This is my church. You know that, right?
-Chase, I'll be right back. -Bye, Dale.
You weren't...
I have a feeling Gert's gonna say pink is a signifier of hegemonic femininity.
Were you just gonna leave without saying anything?
I'm sorry.
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
NICO: I can feel it clawing at me!
Secrets. Shh!
Do you think Tina's going to tell PRIDE what happened?
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
(Old Lace screeches)
It's not exactly like you see in the movies, Stace.
Gert, I mean, she's your mom.
Don't be absurd. You know I was only doing what was best for the kids.
Wait.
-And Dale? -DALE: Yeah?
-Gotta get Old Lace. -On it.
Wouldn't an emotional appeal be faster?
Actually, I'm the Wizey alpha user.
Do you know that Dale and Stacey,
-Oh. Thank you. -But for some reason,
♪ I'll be gone-- is now ♪
"Gert, we have life-changing news.
Hmm. Or me. I've got moves.
There's one way to find out. Come on.
-which was fun. -Great.
-Thank God it worked. -Wait, dad, is that you?
(short laugh)
♪ If yesterday is all gone ♪
They tried to get me to talk.
and none of that would matter
STACEY: You look so good. Doesn't she look so good?
No, no, it's OK.
Chase Stein and a hypodermic needle.
Let me sing you the birthday song.
It feels weird.