Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Sighs]
Gabrielle, this will all be taken care of, I promise.
- I gave it a shot. - Hm.
- Obviously you don't. - Paul, my daughter doesn't lie.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
- Oh. What was it about? - Well, it's kinda dirty, Mom.
John.
Was it Dana's?
OK, right. We'll pick up dinner.
It's just sex, it's totally harmless
Wanna tell me why you had your foot in John Rowland's crotch yesterday?
but if I don't get some help,
Just stop talking. John, how old are you?
How fast can you pack?
- There's your answer. - Susan...
Each one more incompetent than the last.
Listen to me. There is no future for you and Gabrielle.
A woman is in a coma because of Andrew, and there he is, happy as a clam.
...was not one of Gabrielle's specialties.
My mom said you needed volunteers, so I volunteered.
her son's sense of morality was going up in smoke.
Ow! Ow!
- I'm going to bed. - Thanks for the newsflash.
Maybe if we take it away from him, he'll understand what he did.
- What's that? - The container you'll urinate into.
Susan, hi. Wanna help with the seating cards?
We've been writing each other the last couple of weeks.
I think we should make him quit the swim team.
- They were writing to each other. - I need to see those letters.
I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.
Claire? I always loved that name.