Suspicious Minds - Desperate Housewives [S01E09]

We have Arlene and Norris to thank for all our folding chairs.

You know what? If you were my mom, I'd smoke pot too!

You are wonderful with those children.

I will give you 20 per cent more than she's paying, plus overtime.

[Announcer] Please welcome Mrs. Arlene Nord.

There's times I wish I didn't have to work so hard.

Can you tell I'm not wearing underwear?

We raided other companies. It's no different with hiring a nanny.

With the money I pay, you can afford a padlock.

There's a special place in hell for people like you.

He has not shown an ounce of remorse.

Wanna tell me why you had your foot in John Rowland's crotch yesterday?

But coming clean...

My life. It hasn't turned out like I thought it would.

I know I did something that day that helped people.

Tell Tanaka that if he doesn't call me

She never showed up.

Your wife didn't kill herself because of my note,

If he grows up with some humanity, that's a risk I am willing to take.

to raise money for more nursing staff.

- After she had already worn them once. - Couldn't you have just said no?

She just seems to want much more of a relationship than he does.

Have you been smoking marijuana?

- You have no idea about my life. - Enlighten me.

You remember what it was like dating teenage boys.