Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you tell her I can pop, like, three wheelies in a row? I did.

I was just trying to spare your feelings.

But it's not even the worst part of my week.

Son of a bitch.

That's where I watch movies

If you're so certain it's not real, then do it.

This is on you!

You want to grab a slice?

Did you hear that? He said he loves satan!

And speaking of which,

Fine. What do you want?

Oh, it's a scheduling issue?

Well, we have a long time to figure that out, shmoopie.

Stop making me feel good!

Adult adam: But the most epic urban legend of them all

Well, I don't want you to think

Get rid of this.

¶ and it's getting better all the time

What's happening?

Stop being so dramatic.

Shady willows is not a home.

And let us drift off into nothingness?

Stop screwing with my record player!

Standing up like a yutz.

Okay, rule 6 1/2, we love you.

Wait. This is a date?

It's not your job to take care of me.

Rule number 1, do not touch the thermostat.