Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Because thanks to Ted's book... - That's Robin's. It's Robin's book.
- Well... - "Or the fourth date."
and a singular hunger to satisfy my lover's every carnal need.
It's not crap!
Don't you see how constantly talking about your conquests
- You guys want any coffee? - Thank you.
(BARNEY CLEARS THROAT)
The book says that's forbidden.
until you decided to go on this stupid superdate with Anita.
OLDER TED: Kids, on a warm March evening in 2010,
And that's my story.
I'll plan the whole thing.
She was totally psyched for it, like an hour ago.
I thought your body was gonna become a machine,
That's probably what you're hearing. But Saturday night sounds great.
What she means to you
(SOBBING)
Fireworks over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her...
Okay, how about this, I'll cut you a deal.
- Hello? - Hey, Robin.
You'd be surprised how many jerks there are out there.
- Strip club? - Strip club.
fueled by desire, lust,
Take a look at yourself, you dumb slut.
And you can bring home some prime rib for my friend Marshall.