Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, tonight's the big night. Where's the D-bag taking you?
And then, boom!
Boy, this girl that Barney's going after, she kind of sounds like the anti-Barney.
(GRUNTS)
It's Robin's copy. I've just... I've leafed through it a little bit.
Yeah, exactly. Barney's dating again, and he couldn't be happier.
- to avoid on the subway... - The answer may surprise you.
Um, I just have a little cold.
And, it scares away guys who are only interested in getting laid.
The fibers in this suit are less than 12 microns thick.
Well, if you have to seal the deal in just one date,
Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut crap on me!
Let's just... Let's just leave it at that, okay?
I was making time at the local watering hole.
Oh, my God. I don't believe it!
- So unobservant. - Such a guy.
I know. But that song's kind of catchy.
How could you let me do that?
about how many girls Barney's been banging lately.
- Say yes! Say yes! - Look, Don, listen,
Hmm. And isn't that every girl's dream.
Wow. I knew I was bad at being a boyfriend,
- Is that right? Well... - LILY: Really?
(ALL LAUGHING)
I won't. I bet you'll have a nice time tonight.