Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am so glad that you two just randomly happened to find each other.

Guys, this is her! She wrote the book!

- No! Oh, God. Where is she? - I think she's in the restroom.

Yep. Carriage ride, dinner at Le Tombeur des Culottes.

Ted, people are looking at us.

but nobody stands me up like that, so, are we going out or what?

I mean, that guy has been active sexually.

Look, I know, it was stupid.

OLDER TED: Your Uncle Barney finally gave Aunt Robin

- She did that, too! - Now, here's the final test.

while she's been going through her mourning period.

That's why the book says, "Never sleep with a guy on the first date."

- Totally. - "Or the second date."

Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut

pulled a 34-year-old white male out of the Hudson River,

I said a bang, bang, bang, bangity bang bang, bang, bang

- I think you should just give it up. - ROBIN: Hmm.

- Men Are From Mars... - Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine!

Although, one interesting thing did happen.

I'm not talking mini-golf.

So she's been this way ever since we broke up?

It just... It just sucks, that's all. It just sucks.

Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.