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Yep. Here it is. "No sex until after 17 dates."
of course you're gonna sleep with her.
Well, here's a $500 ticket for jumping in the river.
Bang, bang, bangity bang
(WHISTLING)
- but you're not ready. - Tell me.
- Well, good night. - What? Wait, what?
Barney, when I get in bed with a man, my body becomes a machine,
You're my wife. You're supposed to stop me
'Cause hand in hand You'll find a land
I hope you're not talking about you?
But, yeah, I caught her crying a couple times.
Where paradise awaits
- Is this cashmere? - Cashmere?
fueled by desire and lust
Well, it... It's this book that helps single girls find a husband.
MIKE: We're clear.
I'll summarize it in one word, Robin.
your Uncle Barney.
Robin, are you okay?
- And you're a great guy. - Yes, I'll go out with you.
Wait, you sicced Anita on Barney?
who you barely know, on this amazing date,
(LILY SIGHS)
- She seemed so happy after the breakup. - Oh, Ted. So unobservant.
- Hey. - Hey, Barney. What's up?