Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No. - Tonight before dinner.

- Well, come on. - That story you did on which rodents

And by the end of it, she said...

All right, he's just been like, bang, bang, bang!

- And this is a Turkish coffee. - Thank you, Mike.

Gooey and romantic?

to this lady on my left.

I mean, at least, when I run out on a girl,

OLDER TED: And then Marshall realized what a jackass he'd been to Robin.

- All right. - Leave it to me.

from embarrassing myself in public.

You know, it's like, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Spoilers! Anyway, we do it.

Oh, you know how she is. She tries to keep her emotions to herself.

You know, and now you're taking Anita,

I said a bang, bang, bangity bang

You know, it was nice. We had a good time.

I get her back to my place, and she just bolts?

That sounds kind of lame. What if we call it a megadate?

I'm talking about a superdate.

OLDER TED: Finally, the night of the big dates arrived.

OLDER TED: And then Aunt Lily told Barney every excruciating detail

And then, I told her everything. It just came pouring out.

when I never got treated that way.

Ugh, Barney, sit down. You need to hear some stuff.

Barney, if you're not gonna take her out on 17 dates,

I can't believe you threw up in your Stormtrooper helmet.

What can I do to make it up to you?

And it totally sex. But, I can't turn around, because a jogger slipped

He's funny. He's smart. He's handsome.

- How do you even know her? - She was on my show.

- What do you mean you... Wait... Hey... - Hey, what's wrong?