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i- it's just having me as a son, huh?
Yeah, Huey said something like that.
I cannot believe this.
the name Lando in this house again.
I don't know. I just want him to go away.
Where's this guy been all our lives, huh?
doing some work on the shrubs, I'll call him in right now.
Wait, stop. Freeze it.
don't mean you can treat me any kinda way, nigga.
You're trespassing on private property.
Man, I say be a real nigga
and get ready for my ass-whupping right now.
Granddad, it seems like he just wants the chance
had a job at this little bunny ranch vineyard
from here on out, man. It's... I need that.
Her name was Marietta.
I wanna beat the living shit out of you!
who take pride in their work nowadays.
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
Moms always said his nickname was Lando.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, back up.
* The story that just begun *
* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *
You are the sack from...
Watch your ass. Nigga. Ah!
He's not my son. I mean, you had no way to know.
Maybe I'll find that right lady, you know,
I will never, ever in a million years
Matter of fact, man, let's go look at some hos, on me.
to prove you ain't the father.
the man's daddy. That's bad intel.
and I definitely didn't have no Billy Dee money,
Yes, she does. Really nice ones. Oh, yeah.
* The same spark That lights the dark *
or The Return of the Jedi ever again either.
Is you sure, Robert? Yes, I'm sure!
in ways you can't even imagine.
I ain't even that fucked up.
That didn't hurt, punk.
Boys, Lando is going to be staying with us for awhile,
Glad that's over. I really dodged a bullet there.
* That made lady Sing the blues *
No. Okay, I'll drop the price to 10.
That's playoff basketball.
and at night we'd have some serious,