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Ah! Lando. Lando!
Pretend it never happened.
Really? Where do you get one of those tests done?
It's just, my anger got the best of me,
Yes. Let's spend some time together,
Damn it, this is the fourth week in a row
so you all good. The guests can drop a deuce,
Lando! What?
Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, hold on.
What exciting offer? Let me ask you this:
Ow! Granddad,
"Actual DNA test results available on request."
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
You know I'm in your corner.
Oh, come on, man.
Aw, come on, man, why you all tripping?
I saw you on The Steve Wilkos Show with Lando,
Lando, you mean like Lando Calrissian?
Why do I always have to cut the grass?
No, no, no. You take it.
I'm just doing this for my back arms.
* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *
that I thank him for skeeting that life into Moms, man.
* To call your brother sun *
You know how we do.
that nigga Steve Wilkos was a dick like that.
Man, that ain't no foul, nigga.
Lando's here? No, wait.
They ham-ass know they shouldn't have did that shit.
Granddad, it's not all your fault.
Look, man, I'm sorry about what happened
I hope he does find his real daddy one day.
A portly dude, not very fond of African-Americans?
For the first time in my life, I understand
to get one of them DNA tests
I didn't even get your name.
almost virtually certainly not.
All right, that's true. New game, nigga.
I don't ever want to see you around here again.
* I am the stone The builder refused *
Kill him? I don't wanna kill him.