Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(phone buzzing)

I could project it right before my Jordan Peele double feature.

but this week has been next level.

(all murmuring)

I'm hot, right?

so we can... apologize for that crazy video.

So... this is your one fuckup.

-You know what I want? -Hm?

I mean, it wasn't that bad... Was it?

♪ They always turn out wrong ♪

Sheriff Beasley gave me permission to go to the dance,

He's my only friend in the entire world,

♪ Every time I walk, my hips, they don't lie ♪

This hot guy from "Swan Lake" is gonna be there,

Karen was right.

It's partly 'cause my family's

-Anyone want a ride? -I wish.

Passcodes aren't hard.

♪ I'm the only sour cherry on the fruit stand, right ♪

Maybe this makes me a terrible person,

It was the night Karen and Kelly and I stopped being friends.

♪ What can I say, what can I say ♪

All right, so what's this good news?

Greg kissing that fucking slut when he has me?

I'm so sorry. I just-- I thought you should know.

All right, show me what you got.

and I'm ready for my punishment.

That doesn't make what we did right.

Imogen and I walked to school together,

♪ I catch a paper boy ♪

No, that's so not what happened.

if we didn't wanna post it,

Are you guys goin' in?

♪ Where it's at ain't what it is ♪

Uh, but maybe in a more public setting.

What, are you afraid I'll get hurt?

and then turned that tank into a vacuum.

He completely thought I was you.

- ♪ But things don't really change ♪ -Yes!

Babe, it was nothing. She was just being drunk and stupid.