Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I gotta kiss Jake C, like, now.

We already had our master cry in the school bathroom, so…

-[Gia] That's when you kiss him! -Oh my God.

-Are you high? -A little bit.

Each other. Each other.

Oliver, before I go, I want you to remember three things.

-So. -Your body won't let you eat that much.

-Sixty for the non-sex. -Why's the sex room cheaper?

What if there's not an after-promposal?

Wait, what am I doing? What's the plan?

I think this is where we part ways. You don't need me for the kissing part.

"Bottom line is, I'm sorry."

It's just an apology. How hard could it be?

No avocado toast. No double rainbow.

Okay. But I don't want to lie to him.

say my goodbyes and get my things in order.

It has to. I have a very short attention span.

It still gives us two hours to say bye to your dad and get mochaccinos.

Anything over 15 words, and you're my grandma

Dude, I'm just taking a photo. Jeez.

Could there be a more perfect place for a first kiss? I think not.

[Erika] I'll come back after work.

I can't spend the rest of eternity bored. I will die.

Is someone actually calling me, or is that me calling me?

because Jake C might kind of, sort of, possibly, totally, definitely

You're a part of the event. You should enjoy it.

Well, I'm saying it now.

-You ruined my life. -I just farted, and I didn't claim it.

No. You know, I look great, and I don't need society to validate me.

I will be camera-ready in my midnight blue strapless gown

And I never would have survived life without you.

Do you remember when Devon farted, and everyone started to call him Stinky?

Goodbye, driver's license with the hideous pic.

[breathes deeply]

Leave me alone. I'm streating with my daughter

Didn't you hear me? I quit baseball.