Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not currently calling you to tell you I'm currently farting.
I know that must sound like total BS coming from me,
There couldn't be a more perfect time to make peace with each other, so…
Yeah, funeral service, cremation.
We almost kissed. We just never got there.
Well, that fart was mine.
Why do you even need to respond? I thought you guys kissed and made up.
I haven't eaten broccoli or eggs in ten years.
-Okay. -Yep. That's the right idea.
showering, worrying about the way that I looked. I look fine.
[beatboxing] Hey.
I cannot move on until I fix Devon's.
[dramatic music playing]
Objectively speaking, it's weird and gross watching people make out.
If I knew it was gonna be this frickin' freezing,
-What should I text him? -Dog in sunglasses.
I will never forget the first day that I met you at freshman orientation.
It's the Freshman 15, not the Senior 20.
♪ I just wanna see what’s on your mind ♪
-Stop typing. -It's boring.
I'm sure Jake M's is gonna be so cute.
You can never have that back, and I'm really gonna miss that.
And most of all, I'm gonna miss our talks over our secret stash of junk food
I'm almost done.
What's your problem? Why are you so clean? Didn't you have a morning game?
You were supposed to show up at nine, and it is midnight.
"Lea, will you go to prom with me?"
I mean… [groans] You know what I mean.
You know that I love you.
-Oh, cool. -No, it's dumb, but Lea will love it.
[cell phone alert rings]