Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And most of all, I'm gonna miss our talks over our secret stash of junk food
-What should I text him? -Dog in sunglasses.
[beatboxing] Hey.
-Oh, cool. -No, it's dumb, but Lea will love it.
-Stop typing. -It's boring.
"Lea, will you go to prom with me?"
Why do you even need to respond? I thought you guys kissed and made up.
There couldn't be a more perfect time to make peace with each other, so…
We almost kissed. We just never got there.
[cell phone alert rings]
I haven't eaten broccoli or eggs in ten years.
I know that must sound like total BS coming from me,
You know that I love you.
[dramatic music playing]
I cannot move on until I fix Devon's.
What's your problem? Why are you so clean? Didn't you have a morning game?
I'm sure Jake M's is gonna be so cute.
You can never have that back, and I'm really gonna miss that.
I'm not currently calling you to tell you I'm currently farting.
showering, worrying about the way that I looked. I look fine.
Yeah, funeral service, cremation.
I mean… [groans] You know what I mean.
I will never forget the first day that I met you at freshman orientation.
Objectively speaking, it's weird and gross watching people make out.
-Okay. -Yep. That's the right idea.
I'm almost done.
You were supposed to show up at nine, and it is midnight.
It's the Freshman 15, not the Senior 20.
If I knew it was gonna be this frickin' freezing,
Well, that fart was mine.
♪ I just wanna see what’s on your mind ♪