Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[cell phone chimes] -BBL. I have a date with monkey bread.

[cell phone buzzes, chimes]

standing up in the sunroof of a black, high-end SUV, holding chrysanthemums,

No, no. This was your promposal.

-You can't call women twats, you dick. -Then don't call men dicks, asshole.

Okay, I'm not back together with Riley.

Huh. Or what if there is, and Riley's there and she's watching?

Reverse image Google map that shiz.

You approach me at school, then run away. You're very confusing to me.

And you're driving?

You know, I'll never be able to forgive.

I love you, Mom.

Whoa, no. No, we don't have time.

I was hoping we could put that behind us and be friends.

I have to say goodbye to my family and tie things up.

[chuckles] Wait. That was you who farted in third grade? I thought it was Devon.

[dramatic music playing]

and silver shoes.

Let me tell you a story about Devon Evan Kaler,

My only regret is we never got high together.

[cell phone vibrating]

but I checked your pupils, and they were not dilated, and I…