Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whoa, no. No, we don't have time.

Let me tell you a story about Devon Evan Kaler,

-You can't call women twats, you dick. -Then don't call men dicks, asshole.

standing up in the sunroof of a black, high-end SUV, holding chrysanthemums,

but I checked your pupils, and they were not dilated, and I…

I love you, Mom.

No, no. This was your promposal.

[cell phone buzzes, chimes]

-[cell phone chimes] -BBL. I have a date with monkey bread.

You approach me at school, then run away. You're very confusing to me.

[chuckles] Wait. That was you who farted in third grade? I thought it was Devon.

and silver shoes.

[cell phone vibrating]

Huh. Or what if there is, and Riley's there and she's watching?

I have to say goodbye to my family and tie things up.

Reverse image Google map that shiz.

And you're driving?

Okay, I'm not back together with Riley.

My only regret is we never got high together.

I was hoping we could put that behind us and be friends.

[dramatic music playing]

You know, I'll never be able to forgive.