Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have two choices. Kiss Jake C while he still has interest and ascend,

-[alert chimes] -I sent it.

In fact, you and Jake C should go together.

[classical music playing on speakers]

Yeah. Says the mayor of Twat City.

They must be on a mini vacay, all loved-up in an Airbnb.

So, what, you're going to prom as friends?

And then, when we finally connected at Jake W's party,

you will ruin prom for everyone.

I did everything to get that stink off.

and just a stupid cliché that originated in debutante circles,

No. Riley is the most manipulative human on the planet.

[romantic pop music playing]

That's like 7,000 calories.

'cause Jake and Riley are firewalling us.

so just be open to anything.

Home-wrecking? No. That's bad karma and a one-way ticket to hell.

What? No. There's no kissing here.

If it's any consolation, I think you smell amazing.

[electricity continues buzzing]

The window is closed, locked, and bricked over.

♪ I'm never gonna let you go Never, never gonna let you go ♪

So in freshman year, people started calling me Helen Who--