Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you will ruin prom for everyone.

I have two choices. Kiss Jake C while he still has interest and ascend,

What? No. There's no kissing here.

No. Riley is the most manipulative human on the planet.

The window is closed, locked, and bricked over.

and just a stupid cliché that originated in debutante circles,

so just be open to anything.

And then, when we finally connected at Jake W's party,

That's like 7,000 calories.

They must be on a mini vacay, all loved-up in an Airbnb.

'cause Jake and Riley are firewalling us.

In fact, you and Jake C should go together.

[classical music playing on speakers]

So in freshman year, people started calling me Helen Who--

So, what, you're going to prom as friends?

[romantic pop music playing]

I did everything to get that stink off.

Home-wrecking? No. That's bad karma and a one-way ticket to hell.

If it's any consolation, I think you smell amazing.

-[alert chimes] -I sent it.

[electricity continues buzzing]

♪ I'm never gonna let you go Never, never gonna let you go ♪

Yeah. Says the mayor of Twat City.