Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aagh. Screw it! I'm dead. I'm just gonna say what I want.

-Oh, you're so beautiful. -Look at you!

See, that… that is just bullshit.

♪ Baby, you’re better than me ♪

[clears throat]

-[phone chimes] -I got dumped in the outfield.

Is this Cara Bishop?

I couldn't believe how kind you were, and sweet and funny and amazing.

When you break it down like that, it does sound lame.

Jake M is having a freak-out,

And I sure as hell do not need Jake C to validate me.

Let me see, let me see. Well, that doesn't look like a local tree.

I have to delay this kiss.

In fact, I'm really gonna miss a lot of the before-the-first things

[Mr. Vu] Shit. They might be in Tahoe.

I do, actually, and I am so sorry.

[whispers] Oh shit.

I've just had like the biggest crush on you for the past four years.

And, you know what? I decided that I was going to ask you to prom.

But you're gonna be out of town. Where are you going?

Now that we're friends, I'm gonna let you in on the friend code.

my promposal is tonight.

Actually it's not boring to me, but…