Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

my promposal is tonight.

♪ Baby, you’re better than me ♪

-[phone chimes] -I got dumped in the outfield.

Aagh. Screw it! I'm dead. I'm just gonna say what I want.

Actually it's not boring to me, but…

Jake M is having a freak-out,

Let me see, let me see. Well, that doesn't look like a local tree.

I have to delay this kiss.

-Oh, you're so beautiful. -Look at you!

See, that… that is just bullshit.

And I sure as hell do not need Jake C to validate me.

Is this Cara Bishop?

And, you know what? I decided that I was going to ask you to prom.

I couldn't believe how kind you were, and sweet and funny and amazing.

But you're gonna be out of town. Where are you going?

[whispers] Oh shit.

[Mr. Vu] Shit. They might be in Tahoe.

I do, actually, and I am so sorry.

[clears throat]

When you break it down like that, it does sound lame.

In fact, I'm really gonna miss a lot of the before-the-first things

Now that we're friends, I'm gonna let you in on the friend code.

I've just had like the biggest crush on you for the past four years.