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Well, then. Thank God for Netflix.
Then I'm gonna have to sort of condense this...
Honestly, I'm gonna be in college with her. So I gotta get used to it.
Soon Marissa's gonna wake up and realize she is so much better than you.
Staying under radar. Never know who's at these things.
I guess so.
Or shouldn't I?
- Or your Scientology guide. - Mom, you don't have to worry, okay?
I'm half Indian, I am half Jewish.
What? That was an act?
Now, to our left, we've got the Main Dining Hall.
And the good news is, it is a very small state.
But believe it or not, I'm doing okay on my own.
For me, Pittsburgh.
Yeah, at Harbor. This is Miguel.
Will do.
Hey.
...and the only other person who knows this is Ryan.
Oh, you know Ryan better than that.
Yeah? All right, bring it in.
It's really... It's not... It's not important.
- Well, this thing's getting heavy. - Is that a hint?
Yeah.
I don't know. If he didn't like my essay, I'm out.
Having a good time?
Every student is going to be at a college. She's gonna be there.
Hi, I'm looking for Theresa. Is she home?
...we're the same. - Could you maybe think...
Okay? And it's not just because I love it. Although I do, I truly... I do.
- Yeah, okay. - All right.
And what about you? Are you okay?
...I promise you, it will all make sense. - Oh, no.
What can you do, right? So you're... You're all alone, huh?
So do you have my stuff?
Baby steps.
Then I will somehow get them to admit me.
I'll be sure to drop off your stuff.
What about you, going all the way to the East Coast.
- So Berkeley didn't live up to the hype? - Well, it's not really Berkeley's fault.
I don't know, but she's definitely out of the woods.
- So your dad's in jail? - Yeah, yeah.
Well, it wouldn't have been two years ago.