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It's like having Ted back.
That is nice to think of, but... there is no Heaven.
[whispers] She's totally fucking lying to you.
I don't remember.
Um...
[man] What the hell are you doing?
-[tires screeching] -[heartbeat]
I don't need a glass.
[heartbeat]
You mean socialize?
-There you go. She ruined my life. -Well, you're not alone.
[Christopher] Owen, very good.
You really went for it with the security back here.
-[Christopher squeals] -[Wayne] I baptize you in the name...
Well, I already turned you in.
Yeah, I'm not, like, not really a gun person.
It really did fuck me, you know that?
I didn't think I was either. [laughs]
Yeah. Okay. That's... You should have. That's right.
-It's all right. -No.
But then when we get baptized, it's like we get a do-over.
You have to do something.
No, not at all.
What is it gonna take for you to just lay off?
-[beeping stops] -[alarm] Disarmed, ready to arm.
Well, yeah. It's just a phase.
Then you stalk me, you move into my home,
I'm his godfather, after all.
No, she won't talk about it.
Well, that's disturbing.
-Yeah. -That's a sensor.
That's right.