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-I get it. -Mm-hm.
♪ Every word you say ♪
The joint person on the account? Ms. Hale.
You know what you can do? You can disappear off the fucking planet.
Okay. Hold on. Let me turn this thing off.
So you wanna close out the account?
♪ 'Cause it's a good day From morning till night ♪
It's okay. Judy got me a bird I can keep inside.
We can make other friends.
Listen, I'm handling it. I just gotta move some cash around at the bank.
-So I'll see you there? -Cool.
But then Jeff got me this adorable pistol for Christmas and, honestly,
Did you not hear me the first time I said it? I don't remember.
Hey, her hand was on the wheel. Her foot was on the gas.
-No, that can't be true. -It is.
Oh.
-Don't make a scene. -Get the fuck out!
-Well, then go arrest her. -It doesn't work that way.
I... I hope I see her again.
-Really? -No Hell either.