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- Yeah. - Well, if I was as mature as him,
I mean, I don't even know whoever believed it.
[Boy #1] Okay, this is my high score.
- Or you can purchase a new one. - [Sighs]
Yeah, I know. My mom feels the same way.
- [Grunts] - [Ricky] Come on, BigJohn! Keep him down!
Well, let's just do it naturally.
It's all right.
But, Mother, school starts on Tuesday.
Yeah, I call it my, um, undercover car.
Yeah, I mowed 331 miles of grass this summer.
[Ricky] Check it out. We got spoilt tomatoes...
It's $1,000, and it's on sale.
- [Laughs] - Hysterical. He'll be here.
We've only been sitting at that table for three years.
- [Footfalls Approaching] - Cindy!
- Let's do it. - That's right. Let's do it.
No. You won't respect me.
- Cindy's name on TV! - Mind if I get a little personal?
Oh, that's okay. We can make something up. Let's see. What do people fight about?
Hit seven, hit eight. All right! Ha, ha,!
'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had a chance...
poor Cindy. It's awful the way Ronnie annihilated her.
Dude. Thanks, Ron.
I can't believe I let you negotiate a Saturday night.
You broke your arm once before, remember?
Oh, whoops. Sorry.
[Exhales] Thanks.
Yeah, next time I see one, I'll remember that.
The African Anteater Ritual
He was right. Our little plan worked, didn't it, Ronald?
- It's not very far from here. It's right down this street. - Our senior year.
Then that makes you a prostitute!
I know that lunch was part of our deal, but I didn't think it meant the same table.
You know, you girls are so important to the team.
[Chattering]
Guys, why don't you take a look at my forehead?
-Love - Chuckie, Mom told you to stay out of the tree house.
- Right. - Okay, now let's get this deal straight one more time.
Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95.
- Your dad sell aluminum siding? - No, he's the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why?
Well, I thought it would be a little more believable.
Um, I'll be right back. Do you want anything from the kitchen or anything?
You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree.
“And here it is”
Come on.
- Oh, I had a great time. - Out of sight.
this is our sworn secret for life or longer.
I'm talkin' cheerleaders, football players, local socialites.
Oh, yes, you won that wager. I have moves that defy the laws of gravity.
You sure did, sicko pervert! I remember you from the dance.
You're the only one from kindergarten through college who didn't.
And intensely.
Dig on his shirt.
Okay, I'm asking you in advance: Will you go to the prom with me?
Come on. I don't buy it.
- Hi, Ronnie. - Excuse me.
We have a lot of fun.
Oh. [Exhales]
-Just wanted to say hello. - Then just say it!
I'm sure he's thinking about you.
[Can Hissing]
promise. But you should be proud of it. You're talented.
Tell me that you want the kind of things
- [Sobs] - Tsk. It's not that bad.
And I'm dancin' with myself... oh, oh
Ronald!
Now if I'm gonna do this for one day, we have to do something about your style.
- Let's go. - Yeah. Now, hang on.
Mess with us, you'd be a fool.
Thanks. [Clears Throat]
And I let it turn me into something I'm not.
- All right, let's make it a date. - Oh, sweetheart.
All I ever wanted to do was get close to you.
So I was telling you, you know, this guy is, like, totally rad.
Maybe even us.
[Girl] Oh, I'm gonna be late.
- Shut up, Lester. - You shut up.
Go! [Giggles]
Why not, Cin? He's cute, sweet.
Well, the old high school misses you too, Bobby Hilton. Good luck with the Hawkeyes.
Um, there's something really important we need to discuss.
[Girl] Ronald Miller... Ugh! So, anyways...
Aaah!
- I mean, your help is so crucial between games too. - Yeah?
- Um, you all know Ronnie. - Yeah, I think.
Two C's, three B's and one "A."
Come on. Let's go.
And then I got that stupid idea.
Okay, Donald, we're ready.
Wrong, and I think I'm puking.
But see... I realize you did me a favor. You brought me back to reality.
I can't believe this. A reputation.
- It's so... so saturated. - [Scoffs]
He should have known that our kind won't mix with their kind...
- Hey, what do you think you're doing over here, twimp? - H-Helping her with some math.
Whoa.
You shit on my house, man!
- He must be helping them with their homework. - Yeah.
I'll take care of big sister.
Cindy, I said no.
[Laughs] No, you're a funny guy though.
"Bolt"? Something stinks in suburbia.
Well, I have $1,000 that says it will.
Come on. Let's get out there and dance. I mean, this is a dance.
would be draped all over him like a cheap...
- Yeah, how's the new telescope? - Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet.