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We thank our two exchange students from Lower Swahili,
I think we should make it a little harder, so they have a hard time.
- I don't get it. - It must be for charity.
Day 5 with no power!
Here you go. Thanks.
You blew my best friend You blew my best friend
- [Sizzling] - [Chattering]
He's just trying to make friends. Being himself.
- I usually go the long route through the library. - Would you ease up?
I mean, at least I got...
First, he's a geek.
No, no, no...no
Like your precious Bobby?
[New Wave Rock]
Can't buy me love
This is a fine-looking bird,Judy.
I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend
It might look like the moon.
Ahhh
-Come on,you guys. Come on! - [Whistle Blows]
-Lookin'good. - Thank you.
Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound.
You got it there, son?
- We're friends. - Since when?
I guess I just get nervous around those guys.
[Kenneth] I just don't get it.
I almost got my butt kicked three times.
I may not have a lot to give
- Great outfit. - I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes.
Um... I was thinking that maybe sometime you and I could go to the airplane graveyard?
Honey, I don't know what a geek is.
Listen up, dude. The shit's gonna hit the fan.
You blew my best friend
Yeah, it does seem kind of unrealistic.
So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted.
- Mmm. Don't you want to touch me? - Oh!
- [phone Ringing] - That's true. I'll get it!
You got a crush on Cindy?
- Hey. - So...
Excuse me. Ronnie said that you said that friends share, patty.
Yeah, that's a good point. $250 a month for those cheerleaders...
Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!
First day and all.
That money just can't buy
You shit on my house man Asshole!
Just rub some salt on it. It'll come out.
- [Man Grunting, Groaning] - [Crowd Jeering]
- Great. - Oh!
Yeah, well, that's popularity. It's real time-consuming.
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
this bombardment slowed to a bare trickle as most of the solid chunk...
[Clears Throat]
-Um, we've got the school... - No.
- [Mom] Who is it? - Ronald.
Hey, I can't keep up with you. I'm not a bank.
Ooh, what a severe suede.
Bowl games, salami, cheesecake... Yeah!
[Quinton] Oh,you got it backwards, Bobby. He's victimizing her.
- You got it! - Book me a bed.
A thousand dollars is grand larceny as it is.
[Chattering]
- What can I do to help? - Oh.
- Oh, Ronnie! - Oh, ladies, you look beautiful.
-[Girl] Whoo! -I can't take this anymore
I'm sorry I ruined it for you.
- Oh, come on, you guys. - Give me that.
You shit in the lane! I know.
Go...
- All 64. - [Sighs]
Believe her Believe her
Don't change to please them.
dream about being part of your life.
The quizwill cover every muscle from the levator scapula...
- Then about three-and-a-half billion years ago... - [Muttering]
perfect. [Laughs]
Can't buy me love
[Chuckles]
[Sighs]
- Damn. I'm sorry. - Yeah? For which one?
- What? - Read my lips.
people will be living there and working.
Don't even think of holdin' out on me
Your friends really took to me, all because of you.
- Oh, Cindy, one last thing. - Yeah?
God, you're an asshole, man.
- Well,you know... - step, because of with the arms up...