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Thanks a lot. I hate my nose.
What?
despite never having sold a single painting.
Okay, okay. I'll see what I can do.
I've gotta retire soon.
You can get anything.
They're a step beyond womanizers...
It doesn't matter. I'll start.
Martini straight up or with a twist?
It's way easier to screw a model than a regular girl...
For a first date, Miranda felt like she was hitting it out of the ballpark.
Where better to find modelizers in their natural habitat than a fashion show?
There's nothing like raising the subject of models among four single women...
Maybe.
Later that day I was relieved to discover...
What are you talking about?
And I said, "You should get the bulge in your pants.
I've been out with lots of guys...
- Except men think they're possible. - Yeah.
Oh, look at that one.
- You don't want to go there. - Why not?
My friends think I'm shallow. Sometimes I think they're right.
Oh, Carrie, I'd like you to meet Misha.
We won't go there. Montgomery Clift.
She had to make a phone call.