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So what do you want to be when you grow up?
Miranda couldn't resist the vision of herself...
As if we didn't have enough problems.
- We'd better let you get dressed. - I am dressed.
You're a star! You're a star!
Modelizers are obsessed not with women, but with models...
I wanna force-feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me.
The advantages given to models and to beautiful women in general...
- You gotta show no fear. - Things?
- Just cat food? - Yes, just cat food.
I've been offered trips to Aspen, weekends in Paris...
Hi, this is Miranda. Please leave me a message.
- Sweetheart, you are so cute. - Cute doesn't cut it in this town.
It's like he travels with his own personal lighting director.
Later that night we all went downtown for a party.
It only takes a second.
I thought we had a connection.
Don't be pissed, all right?
- Hi. You were great in the show. - Thank you.
- I hate my thighs. - Oh, come on.
He's so beautiful that I find that sometimes I have to look away.
Why fuck the girl in the skirt...
How could anyone that gorgeous be straight?
It's Stanford.
Well, I'm discovering that...
'cause that's what they do all the time.
and then he invited me here to dinner.
That way when women ask how big you are, you can say, 'Fourteen feet'.,,
It got to be a problem. They decided to take action.
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