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We should just admit that we live in a culture...
- Hello? - Carrie, it's Stanford.
Well, I think this might be it.
Hey, what a surprise.
What a pervert.
There's cereal at my place.
Really?
Other times I think, "Hey, I'm fucking a model."
The truth is, I'm totally neurotic.
and he told me he'd like to get a piece of it for his apartment...
I stand by my choice.
So, I think it's so cool that you write.
where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat.
and then we had lunch a few weeks ago...
- Only models? - Only models.
Probably. My dad had a thing for her.
- Wow, that's great. - Have you read it?
Well... Yeah, cute.
Oh, you can see all the flaws from this angle.
- You think I'm luminous? - Totally.
- Carrie. - Hey, hi.
They're stupid and lazy and should be shot on sight.
- We'll see you after the show. - Bye.
Maybe two models repelled.
The trick is, you gotta treat them like they're regular girls.
What I wanna know is...
They'd come to dinner...
and others I think just need the validation.
Could you put Carrie back on the phone?
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