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Did Stanford leave?
to spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday night.
Okay.
I'm sorry. It's been a really busy week.
She was one of the only people I knew who thought that proximity to beauty...
I won't mind.
That's Vanessa. That's Tanya.
If models could cause otherwise rational individuals...
Oh, it's her machine.
Everybody's talking about you. You are so great.
that promotes impossible standards of beauty.
- And sometimes I get so distracted. - What's distracting you now?
and the next minute I'm depressed for no reason.
What are you writing about this week?
What's cute compared to supermodel?
Well, I'm working on a story about men who date models.
Either they're slime-balls that are just out to get laid...
Barkley, a notorious modelizer...
You get that way with every guy that you're with?
Alive or dead?
- He was gay. - Oh.
but a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever.
We could do that.
So like, how come you haven't been returning any of my calls?
- Do you see him? - Right over there.
upon those who deserve it least.
What are you saying?
turning the city into a virtual Model Country Safari...