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I'M SORRY. I THINK THIS IS A MISTAKE.
NO, I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A WHOLE NEW WAY OF LIFE FOR YOU.
AS AN EMPLOYER.
SAM, YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T REALIZE
YOU'RE THE MOST ROTTEN, DISGUSTING PIG.
YOU NO-GOOD CHISELER!
WELL...
NO, I GOT THE JOB.
NOW, HOW CAN I COME BACK HERE
CARLA, ALL I ASKED YOU TO DO WAS SWITCH NIGHTS OFF WITH ME,
DYLAN THOMAS, DELMORE SCHWARTZ,
LET ME GO. CARLA. CARLA, PLEASE. PLEASE.
HAVE ALL HAD SEXUAL STRINGS ATTACHED.
HEAR, HEAR.
GOOD, GOOD.
I KNOW YOU WILL.
YOU KNOW, DIANE,
A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF. YAK YAK YAK.
NOTHING. A LITTLE PERSONAL PROBLEM.
IS THAT YOU WANT YOUR PHYSICAL LUST SATISFIED,
YOU MAY NEED THIS.
EVENING, EVERYBODY.
IT'S JUS THAT THERE'S ONE SMALL FORMALITY
AND SECOND OF ALL, NOBODY RESIGNS IN LATIN.
OK. I'LL TELL HIM THAT YOU ARE THE BEST COCKTAIL WAITRESS
IS WE BOTH KNOW IN OUR MINDS THAT WE COULD STOP.
IN ANYTHING BUT A RAREFIED ATMOSPHERE.
WELL, I SUPPOSE IT'S WORTH A SHOT. YOU GOT HER NUMBER?
YOU DON'T HAVE THE JOB?
SAM, I WAS JUST THINKING.
ISN'T THAT PERFECT FOR ME?
AND I RECOMMEND HER COMPLETELY.
WHAT'S WRONG, NORMIE?
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