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JUST LIKE THAT SWINE MR. HEDGES WANTED TO DO.
THIS VEIN OF AMERICAN CULTURE.
AS NOTHING BUT YOUR...HANDMAIDEN?
I'VE JUST COME
SHE GETS AWAY WITH THINGS THE REST OF US WOULDN'T.
DIANE'S MOUTH HAS SPRUNG A LEAK AGAIN.
SHE'S RIGHT HERE. YOU CAN TALK TO HER YOURSELF.
YOU UNDRESSED ME WITH YOUR EYES?
I SPENT HALF MY CHILDHOOD IN REFORM SCHOOL.
ANSWER IT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, FOR INSTANCE, UH...
AND YOU STINK AS A WAITRESS.
READ IT, READ IT.
TO DISCOVER AND EXPLORE
GOOD IDEA.
SAM. YEAH?
SOME BOOZE, A LOT OF PRETZELS, SOME MUNCHIES,
* TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *
SAM, COME ON, YOU DON'T NEED ME TONIGHT.
AT LEAST THAT WAY I'D HAVE A CHANCE.
MY HUSBAND WAS A RAT.
I'M SAYING YOU TOOK THIS JOB BECAUSE I WAS HERE.
LISTEN, LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME BACK HERE TO THE BAR?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
MY RESIGNATION.
YEAH. WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK IT MAKES ME FEEL
I HAVE TWO THINGS TO SAY TO YOU.
WHICH ANDERSON PARTY GETS THE TABLE.
OH, OHH.
OH, I'M SORRY, MAN.
* SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO GO *
KNOWING THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW ME
"HAS BEEN ONE OF VALUE AND ENLIGHTENMENT,
EXCUSE ME A MOMENT.
BOY, COULD SHE GIVE A HICKEY.
COME ON. FIRST OF ALL, NOBODY RESIGNS FROM A BAR,
I MEAN, AS IF YOU'RE THE ONLY VICTIMS.
SO, CAN I GET YOU ANOTHER ROUND?
A TOTAL, QUIVERING WOMAN.
I JUST DON'T THINK THE REST OF US
SAY, UH...CARLA.
YOU KNOW, IT SO HAPPENS, I HAVE A DATE MYSELF.
IT CAN'T REALLY BE TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH.