Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's the word I'm searching for? Uh...

You do? Then I like you, too. Here. Have a Silmarillion meme.

these alternative rockers, and my favorite bartender.

But who'll run the bar while you're gone?

All right! Here's DirecTV cable box, Bobby. Thank you, DirecTV! Where are my sports subscriptions?

What do you call it? Human feeling.

So what you talking about? Something interesting?

Yeah. No cord at all on those.

You're always pointing that shotgun at us.

Unless you're being ironic, turn that off now.

Father, give me legs. Father, give me legs.

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!

Don't do that. Who am I kidding?

Had two big horns

Oh, come on, Bart. Smell those curds.

After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.

Here, turkey-turkey-turkey!

Father Give me legs

There you go, doll.

it would renew my zeal.

Turkeys, the only animal smarter than man.

Kids shouldn't have secrets.

Moe, would you like to meet some attractive young models?

I thought this was gonna be your bar.

for supplying this beautiful turkey made entirely of tofu.