Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...was that I agreed to go and visit the Tunisian desert.
-How old's the son? -I think he's the same age as the father.
Well that’s why you gotta shop at Whole Foods
A box of raisenets, eating another box of raisenets? It’s perverse
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend here.
Neil, Neil.
God, that movie stunk.
You know, Marxism, the workers' revolution, the clothing.
Montuya! Montuya! Montuya!
Think you're better than me, huh?
you know sex in a tub that doesn't work
All right. Oh, this is shaping up.
What is everyone talking about:
...so you can strut around in your fancy number-one shirt.
Yeah, good.
-Hi. -Hi.
You got it.. but Nobody else knows you got it
this shirt will never leave my body.
You think that you are the number-one coach?
My dad!
Try to take a vacation, I come back the whole operation's in shambles
You're not sleeping in that shirt.. it's too tight
JOIN MY LEAGUES I'll burn myself. i'll burn my parents!
Hold on a second. Hi, Dad.
Number-one dad.
Platanitis! Platanitis! Platanitis!
...and you ruined our business with all your macho head games.
We're talking about Thom, right?
Environmental education resources...
You look like you're in better shape than Neil. Do you work out?
Travis Lundeby. He's 80 years old but strong as an Ox.
We're talking about Thom, right?
Give me something i can use
The World's Greatest Dad.
You could do a lot worse than Mr. Peanut, my friend.
Number one, signing off.
There you go.
i still thought you could do it!
He was trying to lift the TV.
...because I can't take my eyes off the passion.
-What if it's Neil Diamond? -Oh, shut up, Jerry, just shut up.
And throw a touchdown to someone.
Hey, Jerry.
Surprise me.
Come have some pussy
...mistakes me for her boyfriend.
I have got to find out how he could get a girl like Danielle.
He knocks me out of commission...