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Well that’s why you gotta shop at Whole Foods
You look like you're in better shape than Neil. Do you work out?
I have got to find out how he could get a girl like Danielle.
Number one, signing off.
Neil, Neil.
...and you ruined our business with all your macho head games.
JOIN MY LEAGUES I'll burn myself. i'll burn my parents!
this shirt will never leave my body.
...because I can't take my eyes off the passion.
Hold on a second. Hi, Dad.
You could do a lot worse than Mr. Peanut, my friend.
Surprise me.
We're talking about Thom, right?
You think that you are the number-one coach?
-What if it's Neil Diamond? -Oh, shut up, Jerry, just shut up.
Give me something i can use
Try to take a vacation, I come back the whole operation's in shambles
Travis Lundeby. He's 80 years old but strong as an Ox.
He knocks me out of commission...
i still thought you could do it!
Environmental education resources...
...mistakes me for her boyfriend.
Yeah, good.
Think you're better than me, huh?
...so you can strut around in your fancy number-one shirt.
We're talking about Thom, right?
There you go.
Number-one dad.
You got it.. but Nobody else knows you got it
My dad!
A box of raisenets, eating another box of raisenets? It’s perverse
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend here.
Montuya! Montuya! Montuya!
What is everyone talking about:
Hey, Jerry.
you know sex in a tub that doesn't work
God, that movie stunk.
The World's Greatest Dad.
All right. Oh, this is shaping up.
He was trying to lift the TV.
Platanitis! Platanitis! Platanitis!
-Hi. -Hi.
You know, Marxism, the workers' revolution, the clothing.
You're not sleeping in that shirt.. it's too tight
...was that I agreed to go and visit the Tunisian desert.
Come have some pussy
-How old's the son? -I think he's the same age as the father.
And throw a touchdown to someone.