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Krampus!
and didn't think nobody would notice?
Uh, yes,
It's desperate times, Rube.
Oh geez. Come on.
Hey, look. See?
You hear me? You're fuckin' talc!
-Convenient, right? -Ruby: Jesus.
Play "Staplehead."
You might give him a break.
On account of how she punched you in the face.
Lead guitarist bit it using the same amp.
It's a fucking curse.
Jesus.
(switch clicks)
It's not going well.
And it is the least of your problems.
Nice work, if you can get it.
Wait.
I think you make a compelling case.
came out of nowhere, and it's everywhere now.
(Charlie chuckles)
-(audience cheering) -(tapping)
Something doesn't sit right, Gavin.
Dude, are you okay?
You're wearing pleated khakis, you know.
Okay, here's one on eBay. Identical.
Tour time again.
* Staplehead *
Uh...
I've just been a diehard Doxxx fan
We have to kill that mother--
No, absolutely. I appreciate you.
Commit murder for one hit song.
Okay.
* Satan, cast your evil spell *
You know what, Ruby?
Dude, I don't know what kind of voodoo,
roll right off of me.
I've been chasing that feeling for the past 20 years
I just didn't put it together.
you know, one big party, all fun and bonding,
Self-taught, huh?
it was like kissing a lightning bolt.
Metal!
And I know you guys are looking for a new song,
This is what, ehh, I'm saying...
Our drummer Belinda did, and she gets all the royalties.
I'm not joking.
* Up from the dust... *
You think he would have risked electrocuting himself?
Every second of every day,
To "Sucker Punch."
Two, three and...
A band of has-beens who get their second shot at fame.
I'm in some deep shit.
I think I'm just really bad at buying drugs.
(tapping)
Mm, mm...
Are you ready for a banger?!
Front seat or the trunk. Your choice.
(heavy metal music plays)
And you got your own gear?
I do a little bit of, like, writing of my own stuff--
And all we need,
I felt like I was in "Wolf of Wall Street" all of a sudden
I got a soundcheck.
Ca-can I borrow that?
on eBay for Gavin's real amp,
I didn't take you for a TikToker.
Oh.