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Did you get your cars?
All of a sudden, this case has legs.
He won't play? You beat the shit out of him because crime is up.
The Mayor told me the same thing.
"I ain't sleep since I capped his ass.
- No way around it. - She's right.
Second stash this month they done got to.
this city can use all the fucking help it can get.
Come on, man. You're talking about drugs.
I mean, take me, for instance.
- No. - You know what I'm saying, shit like that.
"Yo, Tri, stash that shit at Neesey's. What's wrong with you?"
Lay it out like it's their lucky day. No flexing, no threats.
- Well, they paying for it now. - Mos def.
"Please go away. Please, please."
- Come on, let's go. - It's all pink, baby.
You know...
Can you help me inside? I'm Chantal.
That's sweeping leaves on a windy day, whoever the hell you are.
Power hitter, right?
you're fucking with me because, what, you're bored?
by some nameless smokehound who comes out the Cut Rate one day...
are the ones with the bills in the front.
I need you to walk back up there and pack up your people.
Make nice or invest heavily in petroleum jelly?
Got to go somewheres, I guess.
- Oh shit, it was like... - It was Cheese's boy, Tri.
Yo, Cheese. Where you been at, man?
All right.
So.
I go down to MCI Jessup, hoping to pull up a fellow with some years on him.
But you know what?
For months, these assholes show perfect phone discipline.
What about it?
Like, why ain't you out there looking for this motherfucker right now?
This is a win-win for you, ain't it?
Be seated.
Why?
there was a small moment of goddamn genius...
I just got the lease, so...
Tied his neck to a doorknob in the prison library and sat his ass down.
because he has no fucking clue.
And you told us not to start nothing. So I set up in the middle of the block.
But, maybe we can help you on this.
So who do we got for a suspect?